How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.