How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.