How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.