What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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It was a Riposte.

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Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)