What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.