How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

German Jokes More German Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.