How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)