How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle