How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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A whole chuck-load.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.