How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb