Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

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Why is everyone afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD