Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

they say.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Bangkok Jokes More Bangkok Jokes

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p