Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

A: Pooched.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.