How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

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Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.