Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
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Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
Open a can
Riots.
Three dyslexics.
Minus one.
Negative 1.
A riot.
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Target practice.
Riot gear.
Because they didn't get their nickel back.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
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Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
A: Write 'pp espressivo'.
One's a tragic Mick...
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
A melancolony
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
Hella copters
A gnatural disaster.