Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.