Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins