How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.