Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos