Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.