Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..