Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ?

Bronte of the blow !

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!