What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

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What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.