How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.