Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.