Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

What do you call a hard working midget?

A little elbow grease just thought of this one

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Absorb Jokes More Absorb Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger