Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!