Because m = AIt
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It was a work of friction.
Quarkiplier
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because the quark had a strange flavour
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Too much work.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Don't do it! You have potential!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he was a physicist.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
There's no such thing as negative energy"
Fission chips.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
my ghosh
the torque
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
The week force.
Baryon my wayward son!
A Van De Graaff.
Because it wouldn't commute!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
A: Marie Curie
Causal fridays.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Quark.
He was looking for Pooh.
None if nobody's looking.
Sneakers.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
They're full of acidic juice.
Mine's embalming fluid.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
A quantum mechanic. lel
Because he doesn't believe in using quantum
What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
