Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
Should it really be a lightbulb
None, that's a Mexican's job.
Nun.
one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
