Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
None, they prefer to live in the dark.
A: Because she might Let it Go
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!
It put a ring on it.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
