Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton