How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.