What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.