What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.