What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.