What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.