How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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What does a house wear?

Address!

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.