How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.