None, that's a hardware issue.
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none, its a hardware issue.
None. We don't address hardware issues.
None, it is a hardware issue!
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
He used an eyepatch
An untenable situation
Through his owner.
A: Your ghostliness.
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
You always need them for thumb finger another.
If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
None cuz it's already lit af