What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Because she always makes up.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.