What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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A life time ban at the zoo

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.