How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

Freudian Slip Jokes More Freudian Slip Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip