How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.