How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.