Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!