Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)