How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"