How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.