How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.