Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
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The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
WITNESS ME!"
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
You let it sink in.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
They don't like any witnesses.
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His mum had been a wafer too long.
Wit jam in?
Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Deez hoes ain't lawyers.
A rebel without a Claus.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
Isisicles
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.
Hau Ling.
Fight for your right to padre
Because it was charged with battery.
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