Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Gross
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
De-calf
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
To Chicago
They were caught sweeping together.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
