Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
It's hard to keep track.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Secretary: My lawyer.
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One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
They don't like any witnesses.
