What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."