What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men like paper cups?

They're disposable

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo