What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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