How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."