How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.