What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Because its horn doesn't work.

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That he needed to address the situation

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

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What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What do you mean?

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers