What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

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What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song?

Take me to Christian Bell.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers