What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.