Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.