Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

German Jokes More German Jokes

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)