Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"