What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.