How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...