How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.