How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!