What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!