What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.