Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.