What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy