What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.