What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy