What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents