What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !