What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.