How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5?

because 5 8 13!