How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.